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Kool-Aid Jammer

A man (usually white or another non African American Race) who enjoys having sex with (or "jamming") black women. They are referred to as Kool-Aid Jammers because they are jamming people who enjoy Kool-Aid alot. There is not a fried chicken jammer, however, because that wouldn't be a funny play on words, and it would be stupid.
Dude 1: Dude, I heard you fucked Shakneeqwah last week. Is it true?

Dude 2: Of course it is! I am a Kool-Aid Jammer!

Kool-Aid Jammer

Using your fist hitting another man(in clothes) in the genital area or ass inflicting extreme paint.
I just Kool-Aid Jammered that guy in the crotch!

Kool-Aid Jammer

The act of sticking a cheery Kool-Aid Jammer up ones ass and ejaculating the sugary juice to make it look like the ass is bleeding.
Adumb was trying to rape me so I gave him a Kool-Aid Jammer in self defense.
Kool-Aid Jammer by Doba69 December 12, 2018

Kool-Aid Jamher 

Before a man has sexual intercourse with a female and urinates inside her vagina.
A form of birth control
Lee: Hey Jake do you have a condom? I wanna bang that chick.

Jake: No, but you can just Kool-Aid Jamher brah don't get it twisted.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026