Kool Aid Man

A beastly man in the shape of a glass pitcher filled with kool aid with arms and legs that bust's through walls yelling Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Thank God Chad put an end to Steve hanging around here during the week!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!
by SlopNChop August 02, 2018
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Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.
Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*
by Sksksksksksss September 01, 2019
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Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.
Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*
by Sksksksksksss September 01, 2019
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Having sex with a woman on her period while her tampon is still inside her.
I gave this chick the Kool Aid Man the other night. She kept saying "oh no, oh no, oh no," but when I finally busted through that tampon I was like "Oh Yeah!"
by i heart poop January 05, 2008
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A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.
"oh yeah"(distant)
me: wtf was that? did you hear that?
CRASH!! "OH YEAH"
me: dude! my fucking roof!!
by OH YEAH September 22, 2003
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verb meaning to bust through a wall, door, or otherwise hard structure and suprise someone or a group of people and say, "OH, YEAH!"
"i was at this girl's apartment last night, and instead of knocking, i totally kool-aid manned the door. the bitch almost fell out of her chair."
by d beez July 28, 2005
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A verb meaning the act or process of entering a room by throwing yourself through a door with force similar to the force used by the Kool Aid Man in Kool-Aid commercials. The Kool Aid Man typically busted through doors or walls and said "Ohh yeah", but when Kool-Aid-Manning in through a door you've the option of also saying "What the fuck are you kids drinking?"
Mystery Person #1: Dude, Nathan was in bed and his door was closed, so I kool-aid-manned it through and now his door is torn up. He's pretty pissed.
Mystery Person #2: Yeah, he's got $3,000. He can fix it.
by KoolAidMan December 12, 2006
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