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kolten wong'd 

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014
Kolten is the kinda guy to make you feel special. The minute you meet him you want to be friends and you do. But as time goes by you start to fall Inlove with him because he’s an amazing guy and adorable and cute and couldn’t be better. He’s the type of guy to treat you amazingly, never make you feel like nothing, treat you like everything you are, makes you happy, knows when your down and he knows when to fix shit. If he did something he doesn’t just leave you, he tries to fix the problem. He’s an amazing person and honestly the best person you will ever know. He’s caring, nice, kind, loving and so much more. You may love him but you can’t have him, cause u fucked up. You had the change to be more but you messed up a lot. He wasn’t ready for a relationship and you got mad about it and ruined what could of been so much. You loved him but messed it up. I love you so much.
Oh shit there is kolten. He’s my one and only
Incredibly awesome and cool and
Someone you would like to meet. Good listener and funny to talk to. They could keep you up ALL night and you wouldn't be bored, you would glady stay up.
Someone nice, kind, cool, and attractive.
Kolten is awesome!
Kolten by Arghhh Matey! November 24, 2010
Kolten is the most loyal person when it comes to the right girl to keep him on track. He’s handsome and smart and great at anything he works hard at. Probably the hottest guy will ever meet and you will be even happier when u get under those pants 😉
Kolten by Kotlen November 28, 2017
A jew. Usually a snobby one with an afro, often called a "jew-fro"
Look at that koltenuk, man. He makes solid contact with all the ladies.
Koltenuk by Hahahhahahahaa May 19, 2016
A guy that is gay,lonely,and does not have any friends.
your a koltina.
koltina by erjgnaek;jbn;ierwube April 20, 2018