Adam: Which agency did she come from?
John: I'm not sure...
Adam: Hmmm. How about we (jingle plays)
"Consult The Book of Knowledge"
John: I'm not sure...
Adam: Hmmm. How about we (jingle plays)
"Consult The Book of Knowledge"
by Mr. Mac&Cheese July 5, 2013
When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.
Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
by akararules July 1, 2010
Patchouli, sometimes nicknamed 'Patchy', is a witch that lives in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She is mostly seen in the library, which holds a vast amount of books. She is incredibly smart and well acquainted with magic, but, because of her poor health, she is unable to put her talents to good use.
She's fairly short and spends most of her time reading. She is often seen in her lavender colored dress, has purple hair and eyes. She wheres a hat that matches her dress and it has one blue and one red ribbon attached to it. There is also a crescent moon attached to the front of her hat.
She's fairly short and spends most of her time reading. She is often seen in her lavender colored dress, has purple hair and eyes. She wheres a hat that matches her dress and it has one blue and one red ribbon attached to it. There is also a crescent moon attached to the front of her hat.
Person 1: Patchouli Knowledge is my favorite Touhou character.
Person 2: I like Patchy, but she's really not that interesting, all she does is read.
Person 2: I like Patchy, but she's really not that interesting, all she does is read.
by Some Twink August 18, 2014
To expand on an unnecessary point to show your knowledge in an area; To derail a meeting by giving unnecessary information to show how smart you are; When more than one person is doing a knowledge flex in a meeting it is a Knowledge Flex Off
by Cozza Collins May 1, 2008
It’s the knowledge/wisdom that comes from the streets, with the act of experiencing things outside your bubble. One must walk, alone or with somebody, to know the extent of reality.
A man must not only be wise, but know how things work in practical means.
A man must not only be wise, but know how things work in practical means.
Street knowledge tells you the places you should go, and the places you don’t. Same thing applies to life.
by LordMittens86 March 13, 2018
Knowledge of a financial product/market; implying a deep and esoteric understanding that differentiates the contributions of holder(s) of the knowledge from the pool of mediocre druggery that is capital markets middle office.
by OldYeller January 22, 2010
A Karen subspecies.
This is a Karen who has no knowledge in her field but pretends that she does. This Karen makes decisions without proper background knowledge with negative consequences as a result. When called on this mistake the Karen will either deny it or dismiss it with an "Oops my bad" and will then make the same mistake a week later.
This is a Karen who has no knowledge in her field but pretends that she does. This Karen makes decisions without proper background knowledge with negative consequences as a result. When called on this mistake the Karen will either deny it or dismiss it with an "Oops my bad" and will then make the same mistake a week later.
"She made such an obvious mistake, even somebody who has only worked here a week knows that that was the wrong decision. Now she is denying that she made a mistake and blames "The system" for her mistake."
"Wow, she is such a No Knowledge Karen"
"Wow, she is such a No Knowledge Karen"
by gravycoast March 3, 2021