by Gonnagetcha December 16, 2005
by Hafer July 25, 2006
An ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who will knot get lost. Play on words: not/knot. Connotes other meanings of "will knot," lending a derogatory air to the disposed of individual, comparing them to something gross stuck between your ass cheeks.
He broke up with her, but she still WILL NOT stop texting him. She's a WILL KNOT and needs to get a life, like, now.
by wachaaaaa November 28, 2010
Yeah that homey came up on my Daytons when I was at his female's house, so I'm gonna have to lock my Glock and put it to his knot.
by el dosko June 10, 2005
If you Have you ever seen a dog penis then you would love to fap to it right...... Right
A dogs knot looks kinda like a pea in the pod that's alot bigger than the other peas. (except its a penis not a pod).
Ik a furrys dream right well don't worry because once getting knotted the animals massive building throbbing hunormous knotting cock is stuck in your arse (oopsie daisy) you can't really get it out other than dying and going to hell.
A normal day is the house am I right........ Right.
A dogs knot looks kinda like a pea in the pod that's alot bigger than the other peas. (except its a penis not a pod).
Ik a furrys dream right well don't worry because once getting knotted the animals massive building throbbing hunormous knotting cock is stuck in your arse (oopsie daisy) you can't really get it out other than dying and going to hell.
A normal day is the house am I right........ Right.
Guy 1:dude I just learned how to make a really good knot for fishing.
Guy 2: really wha........
Retard: LOOK AT THIS DOG PENIS YES BIG YES TASTY YESSSSS WELL DON'T WORRY I WILL CUT IT OFF AND PUT IT INSIDE YOU NOW YAY
jew: I'm calling the cars with sirens on them.
Guy 2: I am die now
REATRD: ANOTHER DAY SAVED YAY YAY NOW ITS TIME FOR YIFFING.
Dog: death is an option
Guy 2: really wha........
Retard: LOOK AT THIS DOG PENIS YES BIG YES TASTY YESSSSS WELL DON'T WORRY I WILL CUT IT OFF AND PUT IT INSIDE YOU NOW YAY
jew: I'm calling the cars with sirens on them.
Guy 2: I am die now
REATRD: ANOTHER DAY SAVED YAY YAY NOW ITS TIME FOR YIFFING.
Dog: death is an option
by Big boy the third November 18, 2018
by Rune Anderson May 27, 2005
Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.
by Human Form March 20, 2016