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knock block 

Punishment, in the form of a hunk of plastic that the band director bangs on with his conducting stick to keep time when the band keeps messing up the rhythm of a certain song. Usually makes an agonizingly sharp and loud sound, particularly for those poor suckers (like me) who are sitting in the front row of chairs.
Band director: " You guys keep screwing up this song! Joe, would you go out to my car and grab my knock block for me?"
Band members: "AAAGH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
knock block by Blinx-the-kitty October 9, 2008
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knock-block

term for someone who tries to talk people out of fighting
Jimmy: Dude they were totally about to fight but Tim had to go be the good guy and convince them it wasn't worth it.

Allen: Man, what a knock-block!!
knock-block by indiansrf March 25, 2010

Knock your block off

Term that means knocking someone out or punching someone in the face
Yo Derek, I swear I'm about to Knock your block off.
Knock your block off by JSSwaffy October 1, 2009

Knock His Block Off 

To hit someone, usually in the face. In this case, "block" is referring to a person's head and you are going to hit then so hard that there head would fall off if not attached!
If that dude over there wolf whistles at my girl again, I swear I'm going to go over and knock his block off

Knock Blocker 

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
Knock Blocker by BanditBall August 30, 2019

knock the black off yo ass 

When you beat shit out a sucka nigga's ass...
When I was chillin wit my homies at the mall, some sucka nigga tried to bust so I knock the black off yo ass...

K-K-Kock Blocked 

When a parent forbids a child from being in a relationship based on the other childs race.
Did you hear about Trey? His dad K-K-Kock Blocked him the other day.
K-K-Kock Blocked by ForidaMan October 19, 2015