knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

knobbed

When one places an item on their doorknob to let others know that coitus is going on within.

Tim knobbed the door so we should probably leave him alone.

by speaks4geeks November 2, 2011

knob

A dumb fuckhead

Man, Davide is such a knob.

by vespalover April 13, 2009

knobbing

The act of sucking a penis.

Man did you see Sue knobbing the new boss.

by Captain Spanky July 21, 2006

knobs

The female breasts/nipples

I'd like to twist them knobs.

by Matti B April 27, 2006

knob

The turny thing on a door or oven although commonly mistaken for the penis

Person 1) To turn the oven on turn the knob
Person 2) Grabs penis and twists it.

by CloudZephyr October 16, 2012

Knob

1; someone who is a complete and utter pillock. Is far from a likeable character and has an IQ drowned so much in negativity that they can't possibly realise how much of a belching vagina they are. What a knob

2; a projecting part, usually round, forming the handle of a door. Symbollock of a swollen testicle. From the latin <i> swoolen testicle a knobi</i>

3;Now this one is a bit naughty kiddies. Is also a slang term commonly used to refer to the male genetalia.

Translation; "what a fucking knob" : "what a fucking male genital" (the male 'package' consitsing of a scrotum and a penis)

by Christostorous III October 5, 2006