Kleds

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries.

The Dingle berries that hung from my Kleds were huge.
cleds dingle berries anus vaganus ass

by Drew Monda June 18, 2009

Kled

a British insult meaning "mentally unstable hillbilly"

"YOU FUCKING KLED"
"OI, KLED"
"YOU HAVING A WANK, KLED?"

by Cheese burger face slap September 6, 2016

Klesta

Klesta is a smart beautiful girl.She can’t be replaced with nobody.If you have Klesta and you leave her than you are an asshole or an idiot.Klesta has beautiful eyes,beautiful face,beautiful smile,beautiful hair and beautiful lips. She is the cutest girl you can ever ever see.

A:That girl is so beautiful. I was wondering about her name.
B:Her name is Klesta.

by Cutiegang606 November 8, 2018

Klensy

Literally means "incredibly cute", however said person denies said fact of cuteness.

Ph he keeps denying it? That's what we call "Klensy".

by Pyroz Blazegate December 12, 2020

Kleston

An incredibly sexy female doctor.

I hope I can get this sore foot looked at by my local Kleston

by gollum007 January 20, 2014

Keds

a woman's sneaker, usually white, that young girls, older ladies, punk rockers and cheerleaders wear. Known to be a very american shoe. very popular in late 80's and into the 90's. they come in many different styles also but white leather is known best. Also keds have been a known fetish for many people. Keds will become popular again.

You should get some keds and be loved.

by linda-love March 27, 2009

Klesh

The area between the genitalia and the inner thigh, it usually has an unpleasant odor.

Wow bob your klesh is extra musty today.

by mangegroup March 20, 2010