Klavkk 

Dirty ass nigga

The klavkk

Klavkk by Kalvin jones February 13, 2022

Rawddee Klarkke 

Rawddee Klarkke
Pronounced: /Rod Clark/. A licensed therapist from a small town in Idaho that can help you get through your breakfast cereal related PTSD.

Relations:
Doog Klarkke /Dog/ (Brother): Licensed psychologist, helps you with things you can't do. So anyone with enough time to find this, getting girls.
Relees Klarkke /Release/ (Sister): Certified swim instructor and life guard. Also known for her kind eyes and happy demeanor.

"Bro, after I almost drown in my 'Malt-O-Meal Cinnamon Toasters®' I had to call Rawddee Klarkke to help me".

Rawddee Klarkke by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021

Klakky 

The term used by British soldiers for confectionary sold out in the field. Usually from a pre-arranged fund for each Company of men, the Company Quarter Master will buy a shit-ton of Klakky and sell it cheap to the lads; Bottles of Cola, Pringles, Chocolate bars etc.

"Alright mate, you got any Klakky? I'm fuckin hanging out for a choccy bar."

Klakky by RagnarokVI November 9, 2012

klakklakklak 

The sound a crab makes, but in spain

crab: klakklakklak

klakklakklak by john fortnite March 12, 2020

klavika 

A sexually transmitted disease you contract after having intercourse with someone you met via Facebook.

This is a play on words combining the Klavika typeface used for the Facebook logo and the possible unfortunate consequence of hooking up with a stranger via the internets.

Guy 1 - "Damn dude, I caught something from that girl I met on Facebook"

(Loads up respective Facebook profile of girl)

Guy 2 - "Yo, you got the klavika from her??? Mildsauce."

klavika by fbbff April 22, 2011

klakker bag 

the klakking of your balls against the inner thigh

whilst penetrating a sheep or mountain goat the bag swings from side to side hiktting the thigh or backwards and forwards slapping your ass hence the name klakker bag

klakker bag by cookie 316 October 15, 2008

klakklakklak 

when you just chillin with sergio and he starts speaking spanish

me: sup bro
sergio: klakklakklak

klakklakklak by john fortnite March 12, 2020