v. usually performed during a threesome with two girls. the male/female stands in the middle of the two girls and fingerbangs the both of them. one preferably standing and the other sitting, giving the image of an Egyptian hieroglyph
Guy 1: last night i was king tutting your mom and your sister... i hope you dont mind.
Guy 2: What!?
Guy 2: What!?
by Prince DUI December 05, 2013
The pose a female strikes when accidentally caught naked. An attempt to cover the breasts by crossing the arms in front of them. Often used in risque celebrity photography or on the cover of porno mags.
Also refers to the same position during sex in an attempt to keep the breasts from bouncing excessively.
Also refers to the same position during sex in an attempt to keep the breasts from bouncing excessively.
I walked in on her naked, but I couldn't see her tits because she was doing the king tut.
I nailed her so hard she had to do the king tut to keep from getting a black eye.
I nailed her so hard she had to do the king tut to keep from getting a black eye.
by Tony Pavich January 10, 2006
The ultimate...I mean the ultimate props that can be given a guy for sexual achievement. A King Tut is when a guy pleasures four girls at once; while laying on his back, one girl rides the stick, one sits on his face, and the other two take each hand. Then the four girls lean in toward one another and make out while the King rocks out the four vaginas. The resulting geometry is a 4-sided pyramid.....the BEST pyramid ever.
by CoreyMaverick October 04, 2007
by darkoathangel February 27, 2020
when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!
I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!
by FLCL69 March 21, 2017
A sexual position in which the man is seated on a (closed) toilet and the woman mounts him. Usually done in secret at public functions, such as weddings or parties.
by Jack Bilstein April 18, 2011
by kingtut_69 December 27, 2021