The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.
Kill a Furry Day
Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."
Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)
Person #0839: "Love you, furries."
Five minutes later...
Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."
Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)
Person #0839: "Love you, furries."
Five minutes later...
Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
by Barcodificationism June 01, 2025
A day in which everyone is encouraged to find their local furry or furries, and then kill them. Participants can trade in furskins to their nearby Walmart, in which they will obtain more firearms and ammunition based on the rarity. This day takes place on April 15
Dan: Hey man what do you want to get for Kill A Furry Day?
George: I want at least an Mk-19 this year, last years haul was pretty dry.
George: I want at least an Mk-19 this year, last years haul was pretty dry.
by SomalianWarLord February 28, 2024