Kieling: verb. to weasle your way into a chicks pussy via a friend who is trying to bang the chick, despite a spoken agreement not to bang said chick
ex. You're not kieling that bitch, i called it
by Pope and JIm March 31, 2005
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The act of having sex with a chick who a friend is trying to bang; after learning she thinks hes gay and that she wouldn't bang said freind.
I'm gonna be kieling that girl soon.
by kiel April 2, 2005
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Has been called the destroyer of worlds, the kicker of elves. Powerful yet merciful. Kiel, the most intense and awesome name ever to have graced an individual, has been known to solve problems by destroying both parties and taking their turf. A lyrical genius and a true renaissance man. Scientology is the only true way for a Kiel.

Being that it was the last name of the man who played Jaws in the James Bond movies, all claims on the name Kiel can only go to the truly deserving.
Kiel, the kicker of elves, quit the band to pillage a town.
by Geroge McFly February 4, 2010
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a kiele is not a typical girl. she does her own thing and dances to the beat of a different drum. kieles get a lot of male attention, not because she a flirt, but because they see her as one of the guys. kieles are also known for kicking ass!
Phil: Dude look at that chick with all the guys. I bet she is easy.
Doug: Na. I heard that she is a total kiele.
Phil: That makes since. She is still hot though.
by briancooper August 28, 2008
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the kick ass duke; prolly the most awesomest name ever
One day I hope to be kiel status.
by potatoes on my taint August 10, 2006
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the hottest guy ever who loves being tickled till he pees his pants; enjoys baking cookies in his spare time :P
loves loves LOVES his girlfriend
Did you hear Kiel baked cookies with his girlfriend last night??!!
by snickerdoodles January 19, 2009
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Kiel
/K-eye-L/
Pro-Noun
Sexy Thic Booty loving Superhero, who’s powers come from eating Breakfast foods.

Comic books series; exemplify him has a “Master of Bitches”, a modern day Super pimp, a role model for all y’all niggas!

Marvel has purchased movie rights and will begin filming Summer 2019.
Damn! Kiel sure loves his bitches and breakfast burritos!
by Benevolent WM March 20, 2019
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