Kidnapper's Deluxe 

N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.

Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.

Kidnapper's Deluxe by Silentwatch January 11, 2009

kidnapper van 

A beat-up white van, usually a Ford Econoline, and often with no side-rear windows.

I always worry about what innocent people could be tied up in the back of all the kidnapper vans I see on the highways.

kidnapper van by mclmal24 March 26, 2010

kidnapper

Someone who steal people and keeps them in their basement for future use. Generally ugly and lacking swag and can't get their own girls so they have to steal them.

girl 1: I'm afraid ryan might be the stalker who is going to kidnap me

girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper

kidnapper by hppn8 December 26, 2011

Kidnapper

A person that makes kids take naps

Parent: My kid isn't taking their naps
Person: You need to hire a kidnapper

Kidnapper by Krabban6969 August 23, 2020

the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.

Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.

the dirty kidnapper by PinkPanther32 August 14, 2011

The Kidnapper 

Farting in a rag and putting it over someones face.

Kevin was known for applying The Kidnapper to his friends by farting in a rag and covering there face till they..........Well, you get the rest.

The Kidnapper by The Kidnapper November 5, 2006

butterfly kidnappers 

i swear to god if you see a butterfly you better run and hide they are coming to get you. they take you to their secret lair and turn you into a butterfly they are trying to take over the world.

person 1: OMFG ITS A BUTTERFLY!!

person 2: Well, it looks like its gonna kidnap us i guess we're gonna die i never liked you anyway.

person 1: wow okay thats just amazing jerry you know what?? SCREW YO--*gets kidnapped by butterfly

butterfly: teehee

butterfly kidnappers:

butterfly kidnappers by won._.ton December 15, 2018