kick in the nuts 

it not a joke you may need to call life alert

i just got a kick in the nuts and I have fallen and cant get up

kick in the nuts by matt sheppardd November 2, 2018

kick in the nuts 

Something a girl does to a boy to either get her way or take revenge for a previous discrepancy. Despite the term "kick" included in the phrase, it can be used to describe any method in which a girl uses her legs to gain a physical advantage over a boy, limited to attacking his nuts. She may use her knee or thigh to overpower her male opponent. Also deployed by males to males, but everyone knows it hurts more when a girl administers it.

1(To get her way): I wouldn't let Amy do it her way, but my tune changed when she kicked me in the nuts under the table.
2(To take revenge): He never made fun of Amy again, after she kneed him in the nuts.

kick in the nuts by Regginald August 11, 2005

kick in the nuts 

it hurts, you fall down and cant get up

lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends

kick in the nuts by mikey June 20, 2003

kick in the nuts 

When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.

If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.

kick in the nuts by Brett May 6, 2003

kick in the nuts 

a good way for a girl to start a deadly lifelong blood feud.

she tried to set me up for failure, and when that didn't work, she kicked me in the nuts, so that's why I cut all her hair off, your honor.

CASE DISMISSED.

kick in the nuts by see you on the field April 12, 2005

kick in the nuts 

Something that is not funny at all and makes me angry when a girl does to a guy and she thinks its funny and then she brags about it with her fellow women friends. NOT FUNNY. hurts like hell

What happened to me in the 7th grade

kick in the nuts by theDuke October 13, 2004

kick in the nuts 

What women do when you piss them off

When a woman kicks you in the balls

kick in the nuts by A February 18, 2007