Khyleb, a super duper amazing, melanated guy. Has a super caring heart even though it was broken many times. Will give you the whole world unless you fuck up. He is a very handsome man and any woman will be lucky to have him. He's very active and spiritual. Whoever he is with, he'll make sure you're treated like a queen. He has an amazing sense of humor and will fuck up anybody that tries to fuck with you. He normally has a big dick and will use it right. But be careful fucking with him when he's taken girls. His lady is hella fucking insane when it comes to her territory.
Random bitch: Khyleb is really hot. His girls bsf: You better watch out. His girl is loco.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).