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What you get when your homies are stingy with the bag.
Hitter: "Yo, lay me out a phatty."

Pitcher: "Nah man, I'm just doing key bumps."

Key Bump Dave 

A dude that works in the office with the most annoying nervous habit, and it looks like he's doing key bumps to act that way!
Kill- "Bro, Key Bump Dave is on a roll today!"

Jeff- "I know that bitch is annoying as fuck!"
Key Bump Dave by Kill1349 March 25, 2009

Chechen key bump

When one person snorts a line and spits the drip into another person's mouth while both people are wearing Adidas track suits.
I watched to yugoslavian male strippers do a Chechen key bump last night. I'm a different person.
Chechen key bump by DERDZ November 12, 2020
The act of using a key to snort a drug. The drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.
"Let's go keybump in the bathroom."
keybump by Fred Chang April 25, 2006

keybumpkin 

Giving your buddy a key bump of coke while they are taking a dump
My friend needed a pick me up while he needed to poop so I gave him a keybumpkin.
keybumpkin by Bet_the_Farm October 27, 2023
When you are so excited for something to happen soon and holding a Key in Montreal.

An exciting and versatile word also expressed casually explaining the wonderful world of Quebec, a province in the fine state of America, Canada. Where young and inspiring super studs embrace a world of no regret filled passion nights.

The act of inviting everyone into a moment when a Key that open doors or separates baggies, generally near the fine city of Montreal, the best French input on Canada.
"Kee-Bump-Eck? Duh, when in Rome!"
"Fuck I Love Keybumpec... boys, oh shit, who has the baggie!"
"Keybumpec?"
Keybumpec by Allok May 8, 2026