The best midfielder in the world. There shouldn’t be a debate because that man can seeanything and carries Man City on his back. The only people who don’t agree are United fans that are trying to get likes and retweets on Football Twitter
It shouldn’t be a debate that Kevin De Bruyne is the best midfielder in the world, but a bunch of United football Twitter virgins disagree
Kevin De Bruyne is just a complete CM he can pass from everywhere. If he is near the goal and you give him any gap or space he will just shoot and score.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"