'Did you bang her last night then?'
'Yeahh...Her kettle was getting all steamy, if you know what I mean'
'Yeahh...Her kettle was getting all steamy, if you know what I mean'
by Helrivkit April 21, 2009
When one uses the art of kettling is certainly a rewarding task. It is performed by following these simple easy to understand instructions.
1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.
2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.
3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.
4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.
2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.
3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.
4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
Man my band mates sound like A freshly kettled woman.
Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
by Professor Wow December 8, 2006
by Beanius September 11, 2014
by hoesmad69 June 11, 2019
The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you really don't like, a modification of Salt Kettle
by imdx80 October 30, 2006
Kettle Up: Verb describing the act of heating water in the Kettle to make tea, coffee, hot beverages.
Can you Kettle up some for me too, brah?
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.
- I love whiskey and tea...
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.
- I love whiskey and tea...
by Snowflake96 September 11, 2018
Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone
by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger May 12, 2016