KoroSensei

A name given to a yellow octopus with a big smile teaching students to assassinate.

Good morning korosensei.

KoroSensei by Dr. Inkotopus May 14, 2018

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Kerosene 

Red bull

Kerosene is fuel. Red bull is fuel. Kerosene is red bull.

Kerosene by dolanders May 17, 2019

kerosene 

A fuel commonly used in lamps and heaters, derived and refined from petroleum.

Cary poured some kerosene into the heater and warmed the charming whorehouse.

kerosene by JiggaJim March 24, 2003

kerosene kid 

A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby

Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.

I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!

Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?

Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.

Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!

kerosene kid by Definitionary October 21, 2022

kerosene dream 

to dream of commiting suicide

girl: i had a kerosene dream last night
guy: ur not going to kill yourself are you?

kerosene dream by loserfish October 2, 2006

korosensei

tentacle porn actor who works as a teacher and tries to destroy the earth even though he put a huge asshole into the moon already

you're a korosensei if you work for donald trump

korosensei by lmaolmaokkk June 17, 2016