I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Kerosene 

Red bull

Kerosene is fuel. Red bull is fuel. Kerosene is red bull.

Kerosene by dolanders May 17, 2019

kerosene 

A fuel commonly used in lamps and heaters, derived and refined from petroleum.

Cary poured some kerosene into the heater and warmed the charming whorehouse.

kerosene by JiggaJim March 24, 2003

Krogen-Lick 

When someone busts a nut on a girl's tits or back, then a bystander friend swoops in, licks it up, and goes back to where they were standing very quickly. Often used when the cumming male doesn't like the sight of their own cum, or likes a clean partner.

Friend 1: Ay man, can you Krogen-Lick for me tonight bro?
Friend 2: Yeah sure thing man
Friend 1: Thanks man

Krogen-Lick by Hamlover420 October 15, 2021

kerosene kid 

A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby

Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.

I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!

Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?

Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.

Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!

kerosene kid by Definitionary October 21, 2022

kerosene dream 

to dream of commiting suicide

girl: i had a kerosene dream last night
guy: ur not going to kill yourself are you?

kerosene dream by loserfish October 2, 2006

Kerosene Male 

A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.

“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”

Kerosene Male by Chicago Male October 1, 2022