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kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide
I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...
kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016
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Kermit suicide 

To be so done with life that you just wanna die
Aniya, I'M GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE!!!
Kermit suicide by Meme n' Shit December 11, 2018

Kermit suicide 

I'm gonna Kermit suicide!

kermit suicide 

Mrs.Segui flew across the room and I wanted to kermit suicide
kermit suicide by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

kermit suicide 

when you want to jump off a cliff because of mrs.segui
mrs.segui flew across the room and i wanted to kermit suicide
kermit suicide by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

i am going to kermit suicide 

kermit jumping of a building killing himself
kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

I want to kermit suicide 

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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