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Kermit suicide 

To be so done with life that you just wanna die
Aniya, I'M GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE!!!
Kermit suicide by Meme n' Shit December 11, 2018

Kermit suicide 

kermit suicide 

Mrs.Segui flew across the room and I wanted to kermit suicide
kermit suicide by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

kermit suicide 

when you want to jump off a cliff because of mrs.segui
mrs.segui flew across the room and i wanted to kermit suicide
kermit suicide by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

i am going to kermit suicide 

kermit jumping of a building killing himself
kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

I want to kermit suicide 

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")
Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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