kerfuckle

In a really bad situation and very fucking confused

"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".

by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005

kerfuckle

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up

The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.

by T.V. John November 6, 2016

kerfuckled

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.

Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.

by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013

kerfuckle

To enter a never ending cycle of dropping work tools when wearing a employer issued baggy jacket

"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"

by cheeznuggit April 16, 2015

kerfuckle

A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.

1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."

by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010

Kerfuckled

(Ker fuck uld). To mess up a goof or a gaff do not count this is for accidents

That boy kerfuckled his geometry grade

by Cajack808 February 8, 2017

Kerfucklement

When you’re just in a really shitty, no- good situation

“You hear about that guy who got beaten with bags filled with oranges?”
“Yeah, that was quite the kerfucklement

by Baldi McNutt July 17, 2022