kerfuckle

In a really bad situation and very fucking confused

"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".

by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005

kerfuckle

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up

The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.

by T.V. John November 6, 2016

kerfuckle

To enter a never ending cycle of dropping work tools when wearing a employer issued baggy jacket

"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"

by cheeznuggit April 16, 2015

kerfuckle

A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.

1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."

by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010

Kerfuckle

A person who kerplunks too much on the floor and blame everyone else for kerplunking but its really them, you pussy ass bitch.

Oh yeah Joe is an absolute Kerfuckle

by TheRealJesusChrist101 January 26, 2023

KERFUCKLE

MAKE UP SEX AFTER A KERFUFFLE

I HAD THE BEST KERFUCKLE OF MY LIFE AFTER OUR LAST ARGUMENT.

by Beppe October 12, 2023

Kerfuckle

Confusion and drama in the hood

Me and my niggas go into a kerfuckle but we peaced it up it's all good

by Stacie37 January 2, 2025