A friggen master at every including Pokémon battles. He can win any hot chick's heart with a sexy look with fingerguns. Kenyon is everyone's favorite and is the hottest , sexiest Pokémon master you'll ever meet. He is a friggen' god.
by Pokémonmaster July 20, 2017
An awesome dude with crazy skills. He is trained in every weapon mainly with airsoft sniper rifles. He can sometimes even shoot bb's out of his 12 inch cock into a opponents eye from a mile away.
by Crazycooldoggy February 11, 2016
by pp ;) October 4, 2019
A hardcore sex position involving two men, a duck, sandpaper, and a grapefruit.
First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
Man, I just got a Kenyon in that ally!
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?
by Moo-cow September 14, 2005
As in Peter Kenyon chief executive of Chelsea Football Club, meaning A 'Cunt'
Used mainly in football forums.
Used mainly in football forums.
by Whit Lane Red February 3, 2007
Someone Who will never feel the touch of a women; a person who touches themselves to japanese animation.
by Leatherneck February 4, 2006