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What in the kentucky fried fuck 

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much
Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

kentucky jug fuck 

When a tense or complex situation deteriorates to such an unmanageable level because all the leaders/bosses/participants are trying to do different things, but none of it meshes together. Emphasis for Kentucky due to its backwards hillbilly history.
Group of firefighters attempting to fight a fire but all they save is the foundation because none of them are trained or have a plan or are working together. Standing back watching in disbeleif "My god, what a kentucky jug fuck that is"
kentucky jug fuck by chydog December 3, 2007

What the Kentucky Fried Fuck 

Can be shortened to WTKFF, a synonym of wtf.
The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck 

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck 

When you fuck someone using Fried Food as Sex tools.
Yo I gave my Girlfriend a Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck last night

kentucky fried fuck 

When your gf is so fat, you roll her in flour and then fuck the wet spot.
That cow from the bar last night was so big, I gave her a kentucky fried fuck.