Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021

Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021