by Scot Zidane April 4, 2008
Did you hear what happened in Georgia during the 2018 election? The guy in charge of running the election kemped it and declared himself governor!
by nomoranao November 7, 2018
by laTrell November 6, 2018
The action of kemping or kemped something up is when you do something so uncoordinated that it physically hurts everyone around you.
Example;
“Hey I heard that you’re talking to that girl, how is it going?”
“Not good man, I kemped up HARD”
“Oh what happened?”
“I asked her out and it turns out she was a lesbian”
“Oh fuck, you kemped up HARD”
“Hey I heard that you’re talking to that girl, how is it going?”
“Not good man, I kemped up HARD”
“Oh what happened?”
“I asked her out and it turns out she was a lesbian”
“Oh fuck, you kemped up HARD”
by Our Dishwashers November 6, 2019
by HelloImBillyBob May 13, 2019
Verb. describes Ross Kemp sticking his big, bald, fuck off head into a vagina (or anus) in order to cause shock and awe.
"Why did you just shit yourself?"
"Sorry, Ross was out kemping last night. Bastard got himself right up my arsehole and wore me like a glove."
"Sorry, Ross was out kemping last night. Bastard got himself right up my arsehole and wore me like a glove."
by matt_leigh September 13, 2014
KEM-ps
N.
A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.
N.
A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.
by iThizz July 14, 2006