kelsey

Oh, you know, that one red-headed chick at your school that thinks shes all that but she really isn't. Jkjk... She's actually very good at singing and has this uncanny capability to be quite funny. She's a good friend to have... I mean, nothing negative can come from being friends with her, honestly. Very few know this but me and her are secret lovers. I saved her from savage gnomes once, thats how it all began... She hangs our picture in her locker. Whenever I'm not telling her how much I love her I'm crying on the inside thinking of how much I want to be with her. Whenever I text her or call her, she is desperately wishing that I was there, with her... ANYWAYS, back to kelsey. She's a good student in school, has a good sense of humor, and everybody loves her. She cries in just about every movie that she sees... EVERY MOVIE!!! (From what I've heard at least). So, to sum it all up, if I were you, I'd be pretty jealous of kelsey.

That kool, red-headed chick over there with all the cute guys around her is such a kelsey!

by peterockpeterson March 28, 2009

kelsey

short,sexy,hot girl with tight pussy

1.i love my kelsey

by jesse caballero July 11, 2008

kelsey

1.A guys name that originates from Scotland.

2.The most gangsta white guy in DA WORLD!

Wendy,"I saw Kelsey yesterday."

Sue,"LIKE NO WAYZ! HES SO CUTE!!!!11!!!!!1."

Wendy,"Wtf sue? We aren't online you stupid H03Z!!!"

Sue,"I like Kelsey. He has mad 5KI11Z!!!111!!!!1!!"

Wendy," Lololololololol, omgwtfbbqroflmywaffelz!!!!!one!!!"

by PartyTaco December 6, 2006

kelsey

A dance that contains many black men and skeet.

Black Guy: DAMN, do the kelsey on that hoe!

by Glovin March 28, 2008

kelsey

She's a sleezy ass bitch that looks like a water buffalo. she's really easy and get around a lot

Last night the whole football team slept with Kelsey at a party

by fuck.bitches.get.money1321 August 29, 2016

kelsey

the bitchiest girl you'll ever meet . guys think shes an angel , but in reality shes a whore that cares about nothing besides her hair , how much tighter she can get her shirt and skirt , and how many penises she can get inside her vagina at one time .

guy: hey , do you know that girl over there ? she seems so perfect .
girl: that's a kelsey , unless you want to pick up an std , stay away from her .

by lovelymiss277 June 26, 2011

kelsey

usually refers to a girl who dresses like a slut, with short skirts, but surprisingly isnt a slut. she is also a total flirt

Girl 1: omg is that kelsey over there?
Girl 2: um do u see how short that skirt is? it has to be kelsey

by xlolhehex August 22, 2009