Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.
Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast
Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football
It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football
It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023
Kelly describes a woman with a very strong will.She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet and she has a very nice sense of humor.She might seem distant at first but she never is of any harm to you actually.She's very supportive of her friends and wants everyone to be happy.She's also VERY stylish and that bitch is THAT bitch,so you better not hurt her 'cause she'll mentally ruin you.If you know a Kelly you better give her lots of love 'cause she's an overthinker and her heart is very fragile.Also,she loves alchohol.
by kirbious69 November 21, 2021
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A Kelly is a man who is amazing at everything. He loves to travel and explore. He is a guy you cant lose and he is awesome. He is a father. But, he is amazing at it. And he is the best role model anyone could look up too. He feels like he's nothing to no one, but really everyone loves him for who he is.
Kelly your so cool!
by Buckets_35 January 31, 2020
A really pretty and funny girl.
Her eyeliner is always fleeky and sharp enough to cut someone and usually wears dark clothing to match her jet black heart. Although she may look like your typical girl, she isn't a social casualty. On the inside she's a total nerd, and she never tries hard. If you have the chance to have a Kelly in your life, there's a 100% chance that you're wrapped around her finger.
Her eyeliner is always fleeky and sharp enough to cut someone and usually wears dark clothing to match her jet black heart. Although she may look like your typical girl, she isn't a social casualty. On the inside she's a total nerd, and she never tries hard. If you have the chance to have a Kelly in your life, there's a 100% chance that you're wrapped around her finger.
Yasmeen: Woah who's that girl standing there?She looks so perfect...
Zans: I don't know.... but she's such a Kelly!
Zans: I don't know.... but she's such a Kelly!
by ydfwu April 16, 2017
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