A MMA fighter for the UFC, made famous after being cast as a heavyweight under coach Rich Franklin on the second season of the Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV. Although he didn't win, Jardine still got a career in the UFC, where he dropped down to the light heavyweight division. He has fought the likes of Houston Alexander, along with his fellow Ultimate Fighter alumni Stephan Bonner and Forrest Griffin. His major victory came in September 22, 2007 when he won split decision against the "Iceman" Chuck Liddell.
by cecilie w October 28, 2007
A hard veteran with a huge ego doesn’t care much about anything and hates the millennials if ur reading this wassup Keith
Darell Keith is Crazy!!!!
by JimmyTheWifeBeater October 29, 2019
Greatest Musician to ever live & grace the souls of millions of humans. Misunderstood by prunes & people lacking class & libido all over the world.
by Astorre May 5, 2013
Guy : So what is the Neo Geo ?
Keith Apicary : "Ok so we all know that the Neo Geo MVS Arcade Cabinet, is the best thing to ever exist on the planet, that's obvious. If you were born, you would know that . If you don't know that, then you're technically not alive, so you might wanna get that checked out"
Keith Apicary : "Ok so we all know that the Neo Geo MVS Arcade Cabinet, is the best thing to ever exist on the planet, that's obvious. If you were born, you would know that . If you don't know that, then you're technically not alive, so you might wanna get that checked out"
by Krest August 2, 2012
"Each hour-long episode is podcast from New York and punctuated with several spit-semen-through-your-nose moments of hilarity."-Keith and the girl show...lol
by runawaygirl August 10, 2006
The human embodiment of smoothness. Never without his case of stones, mega long beef stick, and smooth pick up lines.
abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.
abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.
by AlwaysSmooth November 2, 2010
keith richards plays guitar for the rolling stones. he enjoys cigarettes, booze, drugs, some more booze, women, drugs... he is very old and wrinkly, though *some* people still find him sexy. his age is estimated to be anywhere between 60 and 4 billion years. his teeth probably aren't real, and i would be very surprised if the veins in his arms (or the rest of his body for that matter) still exist. in fact, i believe he may be some sort of android or zombie. often fond of irregular headbands, which are no doubt used to anchor his flesh to his head so that his face doesn't slide off. his whereabouts are constantly changing, though it can be assumed that wherever he is, he is expiring.
keith richards cannot be killed by conventional methods.
what's that foul odor? oh, it's just keith richards.
...and on the third moon of every month, six virgins must be sacrificed in the woods in order to keep keith richards alive.
what's that foul odor? oh, it's just keith richards.
...and on the third moon of every month, six virgins must be sacrificed in the woods in order to keep keith richards alive.
by sarin July 12, 2004