"I don't remember which keister bunny has my 2 dollars, but I'll probably never get it back now"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"
prison guy2: "Where is it?"
prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"
prison guy2: "Where is it?"
prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"
by Jeff S. May 30, 2005
by AMOK594 February 07, 2008
Urban legend: An imaginary entity/being not unlike Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy who visits faggots when they're sleeping, takes their ass cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.
A. "Look at THAT fucking fruitloop."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
(noun); a fictitious and raunchy character that appears during Easter and is known for perverse behavior and grabbing ass.
by Wenatchee Guy March 23, 2008
SISSYWHORE PRISONBITCHSHERRYOUSBLACKOWNED
The Keister bunny ended up spending the three day holiday in a special"filming cell" outfitted with cameras. the cell is used to video training films for cell extractions, finding contraband,etc. for the holiday, it is being used to add to the popular PUSSYASS TRAINED TO BE A PRISON BITCH SOLD TO THE CRIPS VOLUME 3: FACE FUCKING NO HOLDS BARRED.
by Sherryousissywhore April 25, 2020
The hypothetical hare that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.
"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. It sounds like someone has a Keister Bunny.
by Benevolent Deity February 25, 2018