Keebler Fudged

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.

That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

crusty keebler

dried up jizz left all over pants after beating off

cory has crusty keebler all over his shirt

by brent little December 2, 2006

keebler elf

a slang term for a homesexual who indulges in anal sex.

"That keebler elf is a fudge packer."

by moe bridge March 9, 2005

Keebler Milf

a Hot mom who bakes

dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a Keebler Milf

by TLAW July 7, 2010

The Keebler Elf

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob from behind and you leave a fudge stripe on her forehead.

That chick was blowing that dude from behind and he totally left the keebler elf behind.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

Keebler Sidejob

The art of straddling a midget while they perform duel stimulation.

The shorter you are the hardet it is to find a midget small enough to straddle for a keebler sidejob.

by capnhowdy August 13, 2015

Keebler top

A diminuitive gay man who is a top.

"Gary may be 6'5", but he's really into Keebler tops."

by dickcheneyis666 May 17, 2006