a Kearney butt man is a person that sticks their finger through the toilet paper so when they wipe their ass they finger their butthole, he is also somebody that is fucking stupid, terrible at gaming and his room constantly smells of cock.
he beats his cats meat for being on his "blankey". he reeks of retardation
he beats his cats meat for being on his "blankey". he reeks of retardation
me: "your fucking retarded nigga you're such an Kearney butt man"
victim: "no I just suck cock and I'm not gay even though I'm a guy"
victim: "no I just suck cock and I'm not gay even though I'm a guy"
by Thick booiiii March 4, 2020
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