by payton ;) February 17, 2019
by Brooke March 1, 2005
by BlackBeetle December 18, 2017
to quote oneself ad nauseum, i.e. drafting up a complete speech on an internet blog and subsequently reciting it (often verbatim) to people who would have read the blog if they were so inclined. people who tend to kazoo are often grossly egotistical, and treat their lives like the overly rehearsed and performed routine of a waning stand up comedian. their delivery of the speech (which they have committed to memory or written down) is often bland and monotonous, suggesting perhaps that the kazooer himself has become bored of the subject matter, but lacks anything genuinely interesting with which to make conversation.
comedian: so what's the deal with hair metal?
audience: you went off on this tangent at your last show.
comedian: bitches, y'all got kazooed!
audience: you went off on this tangent at your last show.
comedian: bitches, y'all got kazooed!
by Brendon Vox December 15, 2005
a ridicoulus exaust usually found on the back of a slow Honda Civic making a high pitched revving noice
by Dukefanman March 20, 2004