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1) the funky stuff we need that makes everything worthwhile, spoken with enthusiasm or written with an exclamation point so as to make sparks erupt

2) a magical force stored in a container, usually a jar
I really don't want to do this work... I'm lacking serious KAZAM!

Someone pass me the KAZAM! I need some so I can kill a bunch of cooties with this hot poker...
Kazam by 12monkeys September 1, 2008
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a stupid gay retarded dumb shity gang
Kazam is filled with posers and a bunch of haters. Fuck KAZAM its all about BLOODY REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!fucker
Kazam by karina October 22, 2003
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a gang that's off the chain linked fence
"yo I heard Kazam is gonna be up in this hizzhouse so let's get the fuck out of herrr."
Kazam by Renizzles October 19, 2003
Kazam is a threat for all of you smokers out there. He usually goes with the “re bro exw thrimata na sou kanw Mia traka” question, and if you deny his request you might end up dead inside a KIA car.
Kazam is being defined as a smoke threat
Kazam by MetaVaggos November 21, 2021

kazam bar 

a place for gay colorful horny unicorns to eat bubblegum ice cream while fondling eachother while wearing g-strings.
i saw those two queer steeds going to the kazam bar last night.
kazam bar by penisface April 26, 2005

Karamazov Law

How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
When asked why Karen bombarded social media with pics of her relationship, even though he cheated on her twice, Manuel rolled his eyes and muttered "Karamazov Law..."
Karamazov Law by HailHydraforce January 7, 2021

Kabammed 

Screwed over, glitched. Having been left vulnerable in a game due to poor programming, resulting in huge losses of game items, troops or other valuable game items with no compensation.

Having been screwed over and uncompensated by a game company because of bad programming or the deliberate intent of the gamemaker; seemingly to generate more revenue for that gaming company.

A situation which a gamer unexpectedly experiences losses through no fault of his own, and left uncompensated by the gamemaker
I was totally Kabammed, I came online and discovered all my troops inexplicably dead or disappeared- my game glitched.

I wrote to Customer service but they wouldnt help or compensate me. I was Kabammed!
Kabammed by Cadrems July 24, 2015
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