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A lengthy process in which a guy inadvertently becomes the best friend of a girl he is in love with. The girl, usually driven by her inexhaustible need for attention, is solely to blame for this unfortunate occurrence as she constantly teases her helpless guy friend. The guy will usually think that a mutual liking has developed between the two, when in reality the girl is just using him for various reasons including money, free stuff, and self-esteem boosting hook-ups, in essence making the guy her bitch. Being Kayleed is almost impossible to prevent so don't be too hard on yourself if it happens to you. However, once you realize that you've been Kayleed it is important that you "stick it to that skank" (literally and metaphorically) by growing some balls and no longer succumbing to her skanky ways.
Dammit I got Kayleed bad and I didn't even know it! It's all good though, I grew some balls and gave that girl a good ol' Alabama hotpocket
Kayleed by lasttocum October 25, 2010
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Kayjeer is a fly ass nigga that, he is funny asf, and very goofy where ever he go doesn't matter where. But ultimately a great fucking friend u don't want to lose.
There go Kayjeer walking down the street, I wonder were he going
kayjeer by Kayjeer January 3, 2020

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026