The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.
He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.
Kaye-Dean is a woman whose clothes are a bright multi-colored canvas of rainbows and crack cocaine. Her clothes epitomize the powers of EVERY power ranger EVER. She believes in baby Jesus to the TEEE,and also that love will keep us together. In her spare time,she directs traffic for the Kingston Metropolitan Police.
An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt
Handsome comedic actor from back in the day. Did films such as "The Court Jester", "Hans Christian Anderson", "White Christmas", and "The Secret Life of Water Mitty". Can sing like an angel, can dance like anything. Wonderful man, always involved in charity. Had red hair, beautifulface, and fit body. Would make the best husband ever.
"Look, it's Danny Kaye! I think I'm officially turned on now."
"That Danny Kaye sure is talented and handsome"
"I wish I had a Danny Kaye for myself"