Katie Couric 

The unit of measurement for a piece of shit.

Dude I have to drop some major dumpage. This beast is going to be at least 8 katie courics

Katie Couric by teapotme January 8, 2011

Katie Couric 

A short fat old midgit woman who gives the news on NBC. Actually, they fired her butt and she now works for one of the other networks. She thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is older than dinosaur shit.

Katie Couric sucks ass.

Katie Couric by Nancy H. Hollingsworth July 28, 2010

Katie Couric 

Hot, dumb fucking bitch on television in the United States.

New Yorker: Ey, look - Katie Couric is on TV!

Floridian: Naw mane, Katie Couric is in the TV, not on it.

Californian: Nah bruh, she's not in it or on it, because she's sucking my fat cock. Surfs up!

Katie Couric by Daniel Rather March 4, 2009

Katie Couric 

1. Woman who currently serves as the anchor and managing editor of the CBS Evening News.
2. A competitor that challenges you to become better, even if he or she does not threaten your supremacy.

Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my Katie Couric?

Katie Couric by mopete24 July 28, 2007

Katie Couric 

Noun. One who incrementally improves another's already superior performance by virtue of their own highly competitive, however slightly inferior performance.

Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: NO! I will battle you with the entirety of my heart, and you will probably lose, but maybe, juuuust maybe, you might challenge me. God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my...Katie Couric?
Ricky Bobby: Wow. chuckles I feel like I'm in Highlander.

Katie Couric by oopete19 July 16, 2007

Katie Couric 

1.) The female co-anchor of the Today Show on NBC
2.) A term used to talk about awkward flirting between television personalities.

1.) I watch Katie Couric every morning on TV.
2.)Wow, are you Katie Couricing?

Katie Couric by THE_TV_MOWGUL March 25, 2005

Katie Couric-ing 

When a girl shits in a hotel while watching the news

Pelof: What was your girlfriend doing last night?

Man 2: I don't want to talk about it

Pelof: Yo Biatch, dont be such a Jewish Vin Disel!

Man 2: You're right, she was Katie Couric-ing all night

Pelof: That's rough ;)

Katie Couric-ing by Sexy Kitten oles August 13, 2011