A cute little water dwelling monster-myth in Japan who loves cucumbers and bludgeoning people to death.
It is recognised by Cryptozoologists.
A:aw, look at that cute little creature eating a cucumber.
B: hey thats a-
*kappa gets up and kills A and B*

C: Aw, that was cute.
by Choo-Choo McGrew January 06, 2007
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A group of "bitch ass ho's" with an exaggerated sense of self importance and entitlement.
Friend: "She was hot, why'd you dump her?"
Me: "She's a kappa."
Friend: "Oh."
by inf0saurus November 14, 2008
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Ohhh, look at that pretty guy in the red jacket!! He must be a kappa!
by sabra marie March 26, 2005
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Producer of tight, Italian, sausage skin, football (soccer) shirts.
Damn, I cannot believe Wales went with Kappa Kappa tops, especially when they have fatboy John Hartson on their team.
by NJ Bhoy August 17, 2007
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