Kankle Bandit Share definition Flag A person who enjoys having sex with the fat rolls of a kankle. Often used as an insult oh my god i hate Karren so much, shes such a kankle bandit Kankle Bandit by M@son July 7, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Kankle Bandit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch