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Kamikaze Watermelon 

The kamikaze watermelon, specifically named fooby, has varios ways of appearing in the demented cartoon movie. If someone says a sentence with "kamikaze watermelon" at the end, he's likely to appear. If someone presses a button with a picture of a watermelon above it, he'll come flying by. Despite being a kamikaze, he only ever kills one person.
*A truck driver crashes into a wall*
Guy 1:What was that guy, some kinda kamikaze..person?
Guy 2:Well at least he wasn't a watermelon!
Guy 1:A watermelon? Do you mean like... a kamikaze watermelon?
*fooby the kamikazi watermelon hits the wall*
Guy 2:THAT was a kamikazi watermelon.
Guy 1:What's next?
*a small man hits the wall and dies*
Guy 2:What's gonna happen now?
Guy 1:I dunno, another kamikazi watermelon?
*fooby flies in and blasts guy 1's head off*

Kamikaze Watermelon 

A self-propelled watermelon from the Demented Cartoon Movie that appears with fanfare and zooms along until it splatters against a surface.
Dadadada-dadaaaaa! Wheeeeeee! *splat*
Kamikaze Watermelon by Korora February 17, 2005

kamikaze watermelon 

I didn't know his name was fooby,
However he IS a self propelled Watermelon. doot da doot da doo!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Splat!
from the demented cartoon movie,
He is Painted on the underside of my surfboard to fighten sharks and groms
The Kamikaze watermelon damn near made
me piss myself laughing.
what the hell was that? some kind of Kamikaze watermelon...

My 9'0" Wander Inn is now refered to as the Kamikaze watermelon.

KamikazeWatermelon

1)A weird character from a hilarious cartoon.
2)An awesome IHS forum member!
"A watermelon? You mean, like, a
KamikazeWatermelon?"

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026