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An adjective: something so crazy or weird or spazzy,

supreme awesome spazzyness, or very random word.
"kali haircut bob!"
"let's go to that Kali store!"
by neon eyesore August 11, 2009
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A child with parents who have no common sense when it comes to spelling and pronunciation and caused a lifetime of annoyance.
Kali were ready for you
by Chickenfckerrr October 04, 2016
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Kali is a bright girl who is brave. She has long brown hair and blue eyes and is very pretty, though she'll deny it no matter what. Kali is lacking in self-confidence and is insecure at times.

She's very modest but is a loyal and loving friend. If you have the chance to be her friend, take this chance. She will never let you down and will stay with you until the end.
Kali is insecure and beautiful.
by Lesbian Chic April 02, 2015
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A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.
"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."
by Michael November 25, 2003
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the sweetest cutest coolest girl ever who like to get revenge on stupid asses who they it
look at kali i want her to be mine
by wouldn't u like to kno August 06, 2003
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