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She is the most amazing person in the world. She lights everything up with her smile and laugh. She is artistic and looks at life abstractly. She is the best a cuddling and cheering everyone up. She is hard to get but any man who does is in for the best time of his life. She is cute and fairylike.
by Kevin Dali September 14, 2013
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know as a goddess for power, beauty and the art of pushing someone out of their boundary line in order for them to grow. This goddess is more than a good friend but a beautiful creature. With hair flowing long and beautiful eyes no one can resist her. Although at the first meeting she may be timid but it is only hiding the wild goddess inside of her. To be friends with someone named Kali is like having good luck for the rest of your life.
1."If you were like Kali maybe i would bang you"
2. "Why cant you be like a Kali, there so perfect?"
by nagle92 March 31, 2009
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An amazing person who is beautiful inside and out. Is a great friend and is very funny! She underestimates herself. If you tell her she is pretty she will deny it. She can make friends with about anyone!
She is definately a Kali!
by Dakotasummer June 25, 2011
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The awesomest person in the world.
Everybody wants to be just like her.
The Kali walked in and everybody stared at her, how could anybody be so awesome and act so normal? She was the best person in the room and nobody tried to deny it.
by Christie119 November 29, 2011
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A short girl with hair so brown it's almost black, cute face, long legs, sexy body, and a walk that would make a gay man straight. Hangs out with people who can make her laugh, and is naive, but still incredibly smart. Typically doesn't know the effect she has on her guy friends. One of the greatest friends you will ever have.
DAMN, I think I'm in love with her!
Dude, that's Kali.
Oh. That explains it.
by KaliGurl425 June 05, 2014
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1. A really amazing girl who everyone looks up to. She's gorgeous but people don't love her for her looks. She stands up for what is right and wont tolerate stupidity or obnoxiousness from anyone. She does her best to help people when they need it, but has no sympathy for people who ignored her original advice and got into trouble. She is a down-to-earth chick with a fun, caring personality. (Generally does what makes her happy.)
She totally just pulled a Kali, she doesn't take any shit!

Woah, i wish i was Kali. She can do whatever she wants and people still love her!
by XXDANCERXX <-hotness December 06, 2010
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From all available evidence, this woman was possessed of a beauty beyond compare. This sonnet was found written on the hearts of any man who met her, “I have been enslaved by bliss”. Anthropologists often mistook her for a “goddess of destruction” but evidence has confirmed that the destruction that surrounded her was due to the effect she had on men. Scholars generally refer to her now as, “the goddess of distraction”. It was impossible to accomplish anything in her presence. Although her beauty is immortal, she is apparently possessed of many skills. It is said that if a man could restrain himself from expressing his undying love for her, an event which usually occurred within the first few minutes of gazing upon her beauty, you would gain a lifelong friend and protector. So fierce was she in battle that it is said her eyes alone could save a kingdom from destruction. Additionally, all of the arts increased in her time. Every man sought to become an artist in the classic sense in order to win her favor. It is said that more men were musicians, sculptors, poets and painters in this period of our human history than in any other. The scope of this definition makes it impossible to treat the extant works extolling her beauty. So sensual was this goddess that it is claimed that the famed library of Alexandria was comprised mostly of the hopes of men, written in ink, that they should not die before they tasted the fruits of her love.
Kali, her breasts are as the full moon, no man may shift his gaze from upon them

Kali, her face it dims the sun, no light can compare

Kali I have seen, my love is now immortal
by In the face of beauty September 25, 2011
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