Kaley B 

Kaley B is the most despicable subspecies of succubi known to man. She will steal the souls of men and boys alike. What sets Kaley B apart from other succubi is her pungent smell. Her smell has been known to blind and suffocate all living life. One of Satan’s closest adversaries, Kaley B is not to be trifled with.

Hey Ryan, why are you crying?

Kaley B’s smell is so strong my eyes are watering

Don’t let her steal your soul!

Kaley B by Seamaster1776 May 22, 2019

kaley boi 

Kaley boi is always dead. He is a very beautiful creature, but unfortunately he is not human. This means that you may only admire his beauty, and acting on any sexual or romantic feelings is not allowed. He can be quite an exciting creature, but it is rare that you will ever witness him since he is dead extremely frequently. He is a kale and that is the best word that could be used to describe him.

"Wow, that is one hot creature!"
"Oh yes, that is because he is a kaley boi."

kaley boi by deathfish October 23, 2020

Kaley Brown 

Kaley browns are the most spectacular people on Earth. They are always positive and uplifting people. If you ever need a good laugh or a good time always confide in your nearest Kaley brown she will never disappoint. Not only are Kaley browns the most awesome people on Earth they are also really pretty

I could really go for a Kaley brown right about now she's always so happy and fun to be with

Kaley Brown by BiggyG69 July 10, 2019

kaley bonilla 

Kaley the best!! She will tell you the truth about she won't be fake and get out of her way or she'll go off but anyone she ight🔥🔥

Kaley Bonilla is a girl not to mess with

kaley bonilla by Donald fuck August 26, 2017

Kaley Brian

A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.

That beached whale looks like Kaley Brian.

Kaley Brian by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020

kale-bag 

A person who mindlessly adopts society's health, exercise, or diet trends, often blithely engaging in irrational consumer behaviors merely to conform to what social media or particular health club acquaintances claim to be effective for accomplishing fitness goals, but in reality reflecting nothing more than a douchebag who "yearns to belong" by proclaiming to be into "healthy living" (i.e., a kale-bag).

Idiot person on conformi-zombie diet: "I had a delicious and nutritious kale, quinoa, and goat cheese emu-egg omelette for breakfast!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."

Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."

Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"

kale-bag by Peachdog Jones December 13, 2013

kasey bella 

kasey bella is the most funniest person ever! she has great hair and great eyes she is the best person ever on earth! no one is ever funnier than her! most girls are better than her but no one is ever more funnier than her like ever! shes also the best actor and dancer and ballerina and gymnast and cheerleader and flyer in the whole wide world and shes so talented and makes everyone laugh!! shes the best so be friends with her and never forget that no one is ever funnier than her

kasey bella is so funny bro!!
right kasey bella is the best person ever!!
kasey bella would never ever write this lol!! she is too funny

kasey bella by kaseyisthebest April 30, 2022