Kaleb’s Spaghetti 

To be boring or bland, lacking seasoning or flavor. Can be used to describe someone’s personality/ over all demeanor or cooking.

The friends you brought a long are totally Kaleb’s spaghetti, they were such a drag.

Kaleb’s Spaghetti by Kalebsworstfan January 28, 2020

Kale's Ass

voluptuous and ground breaking; 'The Ass' of asses.

"Have you seen that shit? There's nothing I love more than Kale's ass."

Kale's Ass by Khalinda March 25, 2026

God's kale 

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

God's kale by Purple6 October 29, 2023

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage

Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!

st. micheal's kale by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used by vegans.

Yo Barbara, is your St. Micheal's kale gluten free?
No, but it is pretty lit and free range.

st. micheal's kale by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

Kale Salad

A kale salad is when you go down on an untrimmed vegan girl.

Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!

Kale Salad by BigNasty420 May 7, 2018

Kaleb Silva 

A fuckin' gay cunt. No friends. Will be lonely forever. Will never get a boyfriend. Oh yeah...he's gay.

Kaleb Silva is a gay cunt

Kaleb Silva by caldak17 June 26, 2019