A Kalea is a rather introverted quiet person, but once you get to know them you'll find that they're playful, goofy, kind, and incredibly loyal. A Kalea is a great friend and has your back whenever you need them. Kalea's tend to try and fix or hear others problems before they're own so one must be direct and make an effort to make sure the Kalea is okay too sometimes. Kalea's are very beautiful but don't like to get compliments because it makes them uncomfy.
person 1: whos that person over there?
person 2: dude that's a Kalea i need to get me one of those
by maybe a unicorn April 8, 2021
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Kalea is beautiful, ambitious, smart, and goofy. She’s the type to make you have dreams about her. Planning ahead of you two. Most of all you’ll be lucky to have her in your life…if you ever come across a kalea never let her go.
boy 1: kalea is so damn beautiful
by Jayyxor December 28, 2022
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Kalea is a careless bad bitch
Kalea is awesome and goofy person to hang around wherever she goes she has friends she's popular and boys drool all over her but she could careless about a stupid boy she is hated by some but doesn't let her get in the way of being a good loving person with good grades and Kalea is responsible and dosent bring people down but finds a way to bring them up kalea has a great loving careless personality and is a bad bitch
by #HATERSwillHATE April 15, 2020
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A Kalea is a girl that should be thrown into any body of water if possible. It is a known fact that they love the water, and it would be terrible if they are not helped.
Omg look its Kalea, we HAVE to throw her into the water FAST!!
by Ouroboros2003 October 25, 2019
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An average looking girl who’s sometimes funny but overall annoying and many people dislike her and she doesn’t understand what she ever did
“Kalea says she doesn’t photoshop her pictures but we all know she does
by Ghraggie April 8, 2020
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Kalea is as hot as a steamy bowl of chef boyardee. She misses steal yo man, so ladies watch out. She is the funniest human being you will ever meet. She catches everyone's eye with her beauty. What ever you do don't mess with her friends or she will come after you and she not afraid of murder........ She is in love with horses, great with animals, especially great with horses named karl. She is also good at impersonations including celebrities like nicki minaj. She is and extremely trustworthy person but dont ever talk shit about her cause she has friends that would kill for her. She is so skinny but also thicccc at the same time. Kalea is so perfect and everyone loves her. She is obsessed with stranger things and finn wolfhard. Her best friend is super annoying and i dont know why she likes me. Kalea literally has the most perfect eyebrows you will ever see.
See that hot girl over there, her name is kalea brummund, kalea brummunds are so hot
by didgeridoo15 January 16, 2018
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A dirty kalea is when she sucks the soul out of you until you cum multiple times and then you procede to fuck her in the mouth
Me and my gf did a dirty kalea
by rawr2355324543 January 14, 2022
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