When an employee walks up to his supervisor, whips his ballsack out, then proceeds to call his supervisor a faggot for looking. Then demands a promotion or he’ll file a report against his ball gazing supervisor.
Damn dude, I got my promotion! I just had to Dirty Kaelan my boss!
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.