kahlif 

A dumbass.

Person 1: Hey did you see the Kahlif today?
Person 2: Which one? The one that always sits across the table?
Person 1: Mhm.
Person 2: Oh.... that dude.... 😒

kahlif by Ducky Mimi November 7, 2017

Wiz Khalifa 

(verb) to pee; to take a piss; to take a wiz; to take a tinkle

(noun) pee; piss; urine

a more useful application of than actual reference to the ~person~ Wiz Khalifa because who actually talks about the person?

(verb)
Matt: “I’ll be back in 5.. gonna Wiz Khalifa.”
Jim: “Why do you need to say that? Just say you’re gonna take a piss.”

(noun)
Joe: “Can you come with me to the bathroom? I have to take a Wiz Khalifa.”
Mike: “What are you a girl? Go by yourself.”

Wiz Khalifa by ludis69420 June 14, 2020

Wiz Khalifa 

When you need to take a piss really bad

Holy shit I need to take a wiz khalifa

Wiz Khalifa by X_bbg_06 January 22, 2019

wiz khalifa 

When at the urinal, you think you have to fart, only to accidentally crap your pants.

That fast food messed me up, I was at the urinal and just wiz khalifad my drawers.

wiz khalifa by phoenix4674 February 19, 2017

Wiz Khalifa 

when a chick pussy farts while going pee/ when a chick is trying to pee quietly and loudly pussy farts. Wiz Khalifa usually makes the perpetrator giggle but grosses out whoever hears it.

She knew she was better off alone in the bathroom when she took a wiz khalifa. She heard a wiz khalifa in the bathroom stall at the mall. She hoped nobody heard her wiz khalifa when she used the restroom . She giggled when she took a wiz khalifa and didn't care if anyone heard it

Wiz Khalifa by Purnelle Pricklybush July 27, 2022

Kahlie

Kahlie is a beautiful girl inside and out. She is tough, born a fighter but wants to love. Kahlies are the most loyal people ever. If a friend of a Kahlie you must have patients, they are crazy but their crazyness will steal your heart. The best Kahlies are Libras, because they are so very crazy but are also perfectly balanced as people. Kahlie will follow her goals and dump any trash the stands in her way. If you ever meet a Kahlie you will definently never forget her, she is unforgettable! Kahlie's eyes are the most perfect and beautiful eyes you will ever find. Do not screw over this girl, she will not seek revenge for you are not worth her time but if you ever mess over a Kahlie, the world will seek its justice on you! Kahlie is the best friend you can have, she will give you anything including her last breath and does not ask for anything from you except for love and caring. Kahlie rarely shows her emotions and when she does you must listen because she means it. To see this girl cry is unbearable and breaks your heart, to make this girl cry is unforgivable! Kahlies are amazing kisser because they have big, soft lips and are talented with their tongues. Her favorite place to be kissed is on her neck and it will make her melt in your arms. If you ever meet a girl who is too good to be true, you have just met a Kahlie!

"That girl is amazing, she is a total Kahlie!"

" I think I want to marry her, I got myself a Kahlie"

Kahlie by Mr. GI October 6, 2012

Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.

If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.

Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011