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A real character, this is a name by the way. Only one person in the whole entire social media world has that name. Will seduce you with his knowledge of anime, french, sciences and his surprisingly good looks and caring charm. He is way cooler and way less socially awkward than he thinks but only a select few have the privilege of being his friend.
Omg did you hear Kaanan's favorite plant is the venus fly trap!!
Kaanan by xXx_dattboi_xXx October 23, 2018
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Kaanan

A prepubscent communist dictator that is responsible for the japan bombing and the anime revolution that happened afterward, hence his motto being "Traps are not gay OwO" He is also the almighty god of furries and traps and everything hentai, as his religion is based around the idea that "Traps are not gay and furry porn is acceptable." He speaks le français, language of the homo erectus, aka language of the ancient horny men, and he is presumed to be the last one of his kind. Overall, a very horny, very weaboo, very ancient, very french omnipotent being that supercedes all existence as the greatest and most wonderful thing ever.
There's a cunt named Kaanan, he's pretty hot.
Kaanan by a big fat big fat January 27, 2019
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I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?

MicroWigga: ...
Kaalan by cockmoment November 16, 2019
Popular Hawaiian name meaning "the beautiful one". Commonly given to the first daughter. Kanani is quite adventuresome, yet sometimes hesitant. She glows with intelligence and wisdom... showering her love over everyone around her.
I named my first daughter Kanani, because she is beautiful.
kanani by Kay Nanny October 18, 2009
an amazingly hot girl who has a huge heart. she is the sweetest thing. any guy would be lucky to date her. her name, hawaiian, meaning the beauty. She is friends with everyone. She is the best girlfriend ever, and is an amazing kisser.
Kanani is a great friend :)
Kanani by Her Bff April 18, 2012
Kanani is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see. Which is ironic since her name comes from the Hawaiian origin meaning beautiful.She slim thick and her clothes hug her in all the right places. She's every man's dream. If your ever lucky enough to win her heart don't take her for granted. Once she loves u she will be loyal to you and only you. She will go to the ends of the earth for u. She's a really special gal full of love to give.
Jerimaiah: wow she truly is an angel

Sam: I wish I could be like kanani

Jerimaiah: She gonna be mine one day

Boom Kanani!

A term used in hawaii usually after a come upon fortune or success, one might use in a situation when extremely happy or ecstatic
" the UH Warriors just beat notre dame, ho forealz? BOOM KANANI!! "
Boom Kanani! by Zallikadekoms November 13, 2013
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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