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knifeass 

The feeling of a hot, serrated steak knife wedged up your asshole after a long, violent session of explosive diarrhea.
I have the worst knifeass today after drinking that McDonald's iced coffee.
knifeass by knifeass March 11, 2009
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Knifemare 

Some one who likes knifes, gets their knifes stolen or something bad happens to their knifes
Security: “You cannot go on a plane with a bunch of knifes.”
Kurtis: “Omg this is my worst knifemare!”

knifesexual 

Knifesexual (n)

1. sexual attraction to knives or sharp objects, particularly blood stained
2. someone who uses knives in a sexual manner or to sexually pleasure themselves
Did you see albert's knife collection? He's knifesexual.

knifecest 

1. Inter-Cutco-sales-rep sexual relations; a staple of Vector Marketing culture.

2. The end result of taking a large work force of 18 to 21-year-old college students on overnight trips to conferences, white water rafting adventures, and other events with massive (and often free) supplies of alcohol.

3. An expectation from managers expressed to new recruits on their third day of training to breed more recruits. These newly bred recruits are often called, "Rep Referrals."

4. A great way to earn triple credit for first weekend sales if the manager happens to be of the opposite sex.
"You banged the top rep for the week? That's fired up! Knifecest earns you a High 5!"

"All of this knife-selling experience would look great on my resume except that the damn knifecest has left the pages stuck together!"

"If I commit knifecest and refer all of my friends to Vector, our office will be top in the division, no doubt."
knifecest by Thomas Lamb October 12, 2006

Knifessed 

I gently knifessed her neck.
Knifessed by Icykinz November 28, 2009
Noun- The act of kniferape
Verb- To forcefully rape a person with a knife or other sharp object.
I will so kniferape you............
Kniferape by Satan's Mistress January 14, 2007