A KGB punkass bastard is a wannabe cop or a cop.They act like they are a big authority because they think it's cool and they are narcissistic control freaks and snitches and jerks. They need to pull their pants up. They wear their hats backwards. They talk like the ghetto even if their parents are well-off. They're punks and wanksters and wimps and liars and lazy.often times they are polish.
hey you officer tighty whities.your no cop. your a wankster and a wannabe cop.your a KGB punkass bastard. and your still a wimp even if you do that ghetto talk and punkass polish crap. i live my own life.so stop telling me what to do.

hey i am officer tighty whities and polish wannabe cop and wankster. then the guy says fuck you to the KGB punkass bastard. then beats him.
by isssssooooooooooofuckthiscraaa September 12, 2011
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Its primary role within Russia and the satellite republics of the Soviet Union was to quell dissent, by first identifying dissidents promoting anti-Communist political and/or religious ideas and then silencing them. To perform this task, KGB agents often used extremely violent means.
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Did you hear the kgb if back in business baby?
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High-ranking Russian law-enforcement personnel who oversee the accuracy of metric weights and measures.
I try to carefully employ the ol' "scales and spoons" when packaging my liquid/powdered products, so that I don't attract unwanted attention from the kgB.
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KGB stans for "kinky gay boys" or "kinda gay boys"
There are some KGB over there.
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Acronym of "Kiss and GoodBye", describing the way some dates end without intercourse.
Whether it's a good thing or not is up to you and highly depends on what you expected.
- Hey man, how did it go with Marisa last night?
- Well, the evening was nice, we had a lot of fun but in the end all I could get was a KGB
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